Details of training arrangements and fixtures for the season to appear shortly.

Coaches Profiles

Andy 'Head Coach' Lorimer - Inter

Born and bred in North Berwick prior to taking the next step in life by marrying his childhood sweetheart. Former professional now looking to put something back into grassroots football. Fashion victim who dresses in the dark. Despite appearances a big softie with the best interest of the kids at heart - looks a bit like shrek after a night on the tiles.

Hamish Ireland - AC

Struggles to contain his emotions at the side of the park and can often be seen ranting and raving at all and sundry. In footballing terms he is a balanced footballer in that he has a really poor right peg only matched by an equally poor left peg. Too nice a person must be hiding something in his past.

Rick Campbell - AC

On being invited to join the merry gang of U9 coaches Rick confessed to having no real knowledge or track record of football. Recent months have confirmed that Rick is a very honest guy. Sees himself as a deadball specialist and so far has a 100% track record of not hitting the target - strangely the U9's have yet to score from any set-pieces this season.

Ryan Telfer - Inter

Letting his other coaches down these days as he has put on a bit of beef and generally let himself go. Never really recovered from being supplanted by Andy Lorimer as Head Coach. Explained to him at the time that it is a results business and the fans were none to happy with performances on the park. Remarkably cheery chap allowing for the affliction of being born a Queen of the South supporter.

Jamie Bruce - Inter

Bit of an unknown quantity at the moment but great things are expected of our first Lithuanian coach on secondment from Hearts. Brought in for his endurance man reputation and the need to toughen up the squad. Former child actor (Oliver) who walked away from fame as he prefers the quiet life.

Kevin Hodges - AC
Newest member of the coaching staff. As a special request asked for his website photoshoot to be delayed until after a visit to the plastic surgeon. Early coaching skills honed under the tutelage of the leg-end that is Jim 'Strawberry Blonde' Edgar. Diehard Hibs supporter who never misses a game.